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[widowing]

a) you're an idiot

b) what's the bet?

[arches]

a) maybe i don't want your help now

b) are you sure you can handle it?

[widowing]

a) fine, it's your money...for now.

b) try me.

[arches]

around the world in 80 hours

five minutes later:

[widowing]

who was this bet made with?

[arches]

stark

he thinks his fancy jet with his stupid omelet bar is somehow a better way to see the world than the way we do it

(that was the bar i was talking about by the way. omelets, not beers.)

[widowing]

of course. i don't know why i had to ask

define around the world. where do we start and end and where do we check in inbetween?

how were the omelets? and why were you on his jet

[arches]

we follow the book

but condensed

that's why i asked if you've read it

(i haven't)

[arches]

the omelets were delicious, damn him

and this may be the latest

in a series of bets

[widowing]

what's at stake if you win or lose

check in points in each city would need to be established but i think we could pull it off

is he going alone or does he get to enlist someone for help too

[widowing]

what did the other bets involve

please tell me you are still in possession of most of your assets and that you haven't had to do anything too humiliating

[arches]

1 - do you really think i'd have kept this going if i was losing

2 - i think he'll grab banner

3 - about the other bets, you don't want to know

[widowing]

1 - i think you're competitive enough to want to keep going if you were

2 - banner makes sense. was he trying to rope steve and thor into this too?

3 - oh, i think i do. and i think you know how little effort it would require on my part to find out so you may as well tell me now

[arches]

1 - you have no faith in me. i was winning, that's why he upped the ante.

2 - nah thor could cheat with the flying thing and cap's off somewhere else. it's just you and me. (and the science guys but they hardly count.)

3 - it started out small. who could clear agent avery's high score on galaga.

[widowing]

1 - of course i have faith in you, but i also know you

2 - ah true. so this should be interesting. what was the prize again?

3 - and escalated to what point after that

[arches]

1 - that's why you should have faith in me

2 - top level of stark's new tower. i want it.

3 - hiding things on nick's right side
bypassing stark's garage's security
poking banner with shock implements
nothing major

[widowing]

1 - my mistake, i'll never doubt you again

2 - and what does he get if you lose?

3 - how long did it take fury to catch on
whose idea was that one because he should really know better than to think we can't get past his security
that one is just rude
that's not the way you made it sound

[arches]

1 - yeah you better not

2 - something about running security for his latest pet project

4 - not very long
i won that one
no it was funny
and it really wasn't that bad

[widowing]

1 - i won't i promise

2 - which is what?

3 - what'd he do when he found out
of course you did
did banner think it was funny?
you were the one saying i didn't want to know

[arches]

1 - good

2 - i don't have the details yet but i'm guessing it's messy otherwise he wouldn't have made the bet

3 - i don't know we ran
heh
i don't really care what banner thinks
well you'll probably think it's worse than it is

[widowing]

1 - sorry

2 - we'd better win then

3 - i guess we'll find out won't we? what's 'it'

[arches]

it involved high buildings and a lot of alcohol
i might've been upset when someone said flying made him more useful than anyone else

[widowing]

his suit is what makes him useful and he's not the only one who flies
how messy did it get should i be surprised it wasn't featured on the news?

[arches]

it wasn't that bad
i didn't even fall i just lost that round
which is why we have to make it around the world in 80 hours

[widowing]

when are we starting?